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Family outing to the S'pore Flyer last weeeeek. It was pretty boring actually, nothing much.. Even for an acrophobic such as me finds no thrill in it :S And also there's nothing much to do inside the capsule besides admiring the view of construction sites? upskirting pple in the capsule above? idle around? Okay:


Not cool, not hip, i am ashamed of you two as your uncle. Different colored slippers in a pair (same goes for different colored sides of a skinny jean). I dont get what you designers are tryna tell me!!!! This is not Ying and Yang okay...


Nephew; stretching his legs apart to flaunt his middle 'asset' ;) Niece; showing abit of shoulder skin there eh? Sexy~~ (NO I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE DONT GET ME WRONG HAHA)


Sister here.                        Nephew, niece, mother here.


Nephew crumbles with fear inside the capsule. Sigh, i highly suspect my nephew and niece switched souls


See? I told you so that you can upskirt the capsule above :S Someone of the left is even taking photos!

 
I never knew there were so many ships out there around S'pore :S Disgusting...


This was the jetty that was overwhelmed with hordes of banglas during new year's eve :S Right, Rabia?


Look! There are some banglas seeking shade underneath the bridge. So the way S'pore Flyer's jetty is some hot spot for banglas during public holidays huh? Okay broken Eng but what the hey. Still cannot see? Okay i zoom in:


There they are!!


It was the CNY holidays so there on the left you can see the backview of Mao Zedong and on the right is a giant pumpkin with a chinese character on it. Happy belated CNY Chinese friends!! :D


To round things up, this wheel aint any funfair at all :)

After one round of monotony, the family decided to take a boat ride along S'pore River (i think):



There are tons of other photos but i'm such a pig for being lazy to upload them all here because the waiting time is killing me!

 

YES!!


Rabia you swine!! Never bathe is it?!? AHAHAHAHA

UPDATE: Nevermind, i've bathed you already.. ;D Squeaky clean liao ~~

Happy belated new year ya'll! New year's eve was spent with Darren, Rabia, CHEE, Melvin and Jeffrey at some random pub at Boat Quay but umm.. i must say i was a tad disappointed because i was expecting more excitement. Whatever happened that night, i must forgive and forget, ya? ;) Anywayzz, pictures!




Yup, i was frm the Mr. Men Show! Mr Stoink :l


Chee, Darren, Zhiyi


Fireworks were peeping at us frm behind a building


KUA SIMI KUA!!


Children of the sky open up your hearts ~

Well, thats all. I hope next year can be much more interesting :D


Mr. Mime, i choose you! Ahahaha this was taken on Dzikri's production at NYP


Hidayah dah pandai pakai fake eyelashes eh!! :S

:)

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! Im IRATE with the fact that MAJORITY of you simply IGNORED the text i sent regarding the gathering. Nothing but WASTED EFFORT since the organizer didnt really did a good job in spreading the word around. I've heard you guys whining on how much you miss blah blah blah blah but it seems like those were just trash talk, am i right to say that? THANKS A LOT for completely ruining my vibe and dont ever expect me, Muhammad Elmi B Elias, to exist on Ubin island

Does Pulau Ubin hate me? It's like every PLANNED TRIP there involving me turns out a disaster :\ If there is blame to put on, PLEASE DO put it on me okay? :) Melvin, im sure you'd like this part cause you happily blamed me for the cancellation of the Ubin trip you planned

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! In semester 1, you guys gave me the MOST MISERABLE EXPERIENCE a student can ever witness in a classrm. I can swear it felt like i was jetting off to China every morning for sch :\ Does that describe how i feel much? And NOW you have the cheek to ask me along to your little "class" gathering?PUI AH! >.>

Now i have realized that class gatherings are sooo overrated. Since im bitchin' abt classes, i would like to talk abt my current class -- i dont feel like the class is in one bunch if you get what i mean. Seriously i feel that RACIST REMARKS are totally NOT cool at all. Even if it is meant as a joke, it is very sad that i fail to see the humor in it to tickle my funny bone

Tan Wei Ping aka Summer Chen aka SLUT OF PUNGGOL (SoP), i still cannot accept that you labelled me as an AHGAN. Seriously which mother hen gave you the fucking rights to say that?! How i wish your skull is really fractured by me.. -_______- And Darren, you SHOULD understand why i get my blood boiling whenever you have long conversations over the phone with SoP.. No clue? Well perhaps you would know that there is NO 3rd person around for me to talk with for means of entertainment. So yeah, i feel sorta awkward and i dont like it. Lightbulb much? I clearly remember the first time you did this and you made me play pool ALONE. Yeah that kinda got on my nerve cause NO ONE plays pool ALONE and i felt kinda stupid. YES YOU MADE ME FEEL STUPID AND I GOT INSULTED FOR ONCE. Yes it was a long time ago, and i have yet to move on since that moment..

DORCUS PAK, I ABSOLUTELY HATE YOU!!!! Seriously do you enter E36Q every morning with the agenda that you were gonna flunk me for every lesson? WELL YOU CAN CARRY ON GIVING ME SUCKY GRADES and all i wish for YOU and your mouldy unshaved pussy happiness this coming xmas (L) Spreading da luv yawz ~
 

[Wonderful! I enjoy this :) I hope such things happens again]

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Rabia, i would like to confess that on some nights, i completely ignore your calls because i just KNEW you were gonna talk abt the same stuffs and i do get kinda bored after some time.. But now i realized that i am your friend and there is a reason why you called me and that is, i am regarded as someone special and i do care for you esp in times of need. So now i am apologetic abt that and i PROMISE i will answer all your late night calls (L) :)

Silah, i am very sry for neglecting you for the past few weeks? maybe months? Yes i do understand that have been rejecting you whenever you ask me out and the reason behind that is.. i dont really feel easy and comfortable when i go out with someone that i do not know. Yes, i am referring to Ash :S I swear to God that i have completely NOTHING against him at all just that, im afraid i may not be my usual self when im out with someone im not that comfortable with. I am sry and i hope we are still friends. The reason why i didnt approach you in MSN and sms-ed you abt this is because i feel like i dont have the face to see how your reaction was gonna be like and i hope you read this (L)

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I know what i've typed above may have loopholes to spark a potential conflict. But seriously i do not mean to have any conflicts, esp not right now. So if you feel dissatisfied over anything, DO approach me (just approach me) so that we can clear some air

Meh. Vacations are here and im all prepared to go M.I.A :D because i feel spending time on my own is just what i need to calm myself down. Dont worry, IMPT DATES are noted down and you will see my face pop out. And i love my nephew and niece in a NON PEDOPHILIC way, doh!
 

Thanks science faci :D COMMENT TOTALLY TAK PERLU OKAY! There's only 1 way, 2 say, those 3 words, 4 you; I love hate you ~

After today's overdosage of unagi consumption at Sakae Sushi, i am already sick of unagi and i swear that not another eel is ever gonna slither down my throat ever again -____-

My brother-in-law is being a complete prick to the max for these past few days -____- Quarrel with my sister is it?!? Is that why you must sleep in my bed?!? So i sleep where?!? I already have plans to sleep on a mattress in the kitchen okay!

Recently me and Darren have been experiencing the same symptoms of ... DEATH?!? (touchwood eh) Whoa what a coincidence. Either that or the cause of it all is the vanishing lady aka MOMOK!! we saw somewhere along Raffles at the unearthly hour of 3 am has been following us around :S

Cbcbcbbbb i really really pray by the grace of God that people would just stop tampering around with my toiletries -____- Firstly, someone happily threw my toothbrush away and since YOURS TRULY is too lazy to purchase another one, he's been using a toothbrush belonging to unknown (yes totally unhygienic but at least my teeth are still squeaky clean :D). Secondly, someone (and i highly suspect it's the same person) threw away my fucking razor blades of my shaver?!? I hope you managed to find joy doing this >.>

Bye, oh bye, you are a cheebye ~

Run baby run~

Guess who's back? Back again. ELMI'S BACK TO POST. Tell a friend~

I've been rather thrifty recently JUST TO enjoy a day at Sentosa with Darren >.> (GOING OUT WITH YOU GIVES ME LEG CRAMPS AND HOLES IN MY WALLET). And if you laggards have not watched The Coffin yet, better get tickets for the next show nearest to you now! Why? 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE MOST FUCKIN' BEEPIN' AWESOME FLICKS EVER IN 2008. Here's to summarize the week up -

Mon) Nothing happened
Tue) Nothing happened
Wed) Ditched school with Darren. Had breakfast at Plaza Sing. Went for bowling, arcade, pool at Downtown. Met up with QUEEN NAEMAH at NYP and we headed to Bugis to get our tops and took some neoprints :S
Thu) Partial attendance for class. Went around with Darren. Headed to NYP (MY SECOND HEARTBEAT) and stayed there till around 9 pm at their playroom.
Fri) Ditched school again :S

Okay recently i feel like a musical when i go out :S Must maintainnnn


(Snapped with a camera phone, not scanned) MERRY ADVANCE XMAS!!

Just to leak a part of my feelings out, i feel that my friendship with someone who used to be close drifting apart. Sorry, you're like a totally different person right now. Whenever i meet you, it's like not meeting you?!? :S You used to be so fun but now i cant help but find you plain boring. Okay i shall end this thought abruptly here

I party like a rockstar,
Look like a movie star,
Play like an all star,
Fuck like a pornstar,
Baby im a superstar,
Always posted at the bar~

Mocha647

VS.


TERRY

Ahahahahah Pokemon battle above?!? :S

Mocha647 was the only picture of an animal taken on our Night Safari expedition. Darren finally got the energy to send this picture to me, thanks. I bet none of you can tell what creature it is :D Here lemme help you out, this is a porcupine, okay? Porcupine, an animal covered with long protective quills and erects to defend against predators (Encarta).
 

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE THE MOST?!? I HATE IT WHEN HAIRY FAMILY MEMBER(S) USE MY GILETTE FUSION SHAVE TO SHAVE THEIR HAIRY AREAS WITHOUT PERMISSION (even with permission, i would say it's gross and still wont let them use) AND STILL HAVE THE CHEEK TO PUT IT BACK INTO THE CASE WITHOUT GETTING RID OF THEIR HAIR OFF MY SHAVER

Wth. . . It's YOUR hair and YOU used MY shaver and yet im the one who has to wash off and pluck out hair which are stuck in between the blades with my fingers?!? It was unpleasant and silly me decided to wash the blades with Dettol (removes 99.99% bacteria worhzxzx) and ended up cutting my own finger?!

Ah complain, complain. . . I think i shall end this issue abruptly here and purchase a new set of blades

Yesterday was out to Orchard with Naeeemah and thankfully the trip was a fruitful one :D


Now whats up with this man :S

Vacation is hereeeee :D 1 week only but it's good because stay at home also nothing to do

Last night. I must strangle myself for wanting to go to Night Safari :S I strongly discourage all my friends from going there. Dim lights hardly make the animals visible, objects keep falling on my head, the atmosphere was uncanny and it was so hot!! And i touched a hackin' awesome flying bat and the nice owl winked at me :D

Cleaning contact lenses every night is such a chore especially when you're really tired

And i'm balding :S suppose i will be going for monthly treatments soon when i have the cheese




We didn't get to take any pictures with the animals thanks to no flash photography but we did manage to strike some poses with monsters, spirits, demons, and ghouls :D Ahahahahah a couple of shots above act cute siak


"Do you take this man/woman in death for the rest of your unnatural life?"


Look who has silly red horny eyes while there's a pontianak behind us ahahahah

And i would like to conclude that idiots wear formal attire to the safari and idiots, too, leave home to meet people without bathing. So if you wanna be idiotproof, heed this lecture. Okay thats it for now. Till our next Night Safari trip, xoxo
 

Testosterone boy and harlequin girl

This morning began with me as confused as a maggot in a pool of curry sauce =__= I wasn't allowed to enter school?!? Okay overdose, basically i attempted to skip security checks or whatev (well it seemed like security check) and i had to waste a lot of time -Tick tock tick tock- Please lah, the only epidemic thats gonna afflict us is the '20th century disease' if you get what i mean

I soo want to smash some heads of the people around me against the wall for making me soo irate >:E Okay i must calm down and just let the anger fade away. . ~

My maid's cooking totally sucks. Okay im not being unappreciative or anything but seriously her cooking makes fast food look healthy. Chicken soaked in red oil for dinner? Uh i might as well just inject myself with HIV >.>

Natasha love, when wearing/removing contacts, just remember 4 simple steps:
1) Poke right eye
2) Poke left eye
3) Pinch right eye
4) Pinch left eye :S



Ciao ciao meow meow !

Moments of happiness captured in camera below ;D      (in random order)


Okay next time posing dont place your head on my shoulder


Look there's someone. . .or something behind Rabia :O POCONG !


I call her FIDA :D You can call her tonight


"wahlao sickening Elmi got the same mirror "


Next time i open present i maintain my mouth okay? :-x


"Secret"


Mango madness eh? :S out of 8 candles, there were only 2 lighted up for me to huff and puff (SERIOUSLY I DONT REMEMBER WE SANG A BIRTHDAY SONG D: SORRY)


Bouncy, bouncy. Smack, smack


2 cents to express myself :)


"EH PAY HOW MUCH ARH?" =__=


My birthday board made a lot of public heads turn


Thats a real Gucci bag


Secretly smiling to the camera, Darren? Enjoying the first slice already, Jona?


Wenmin, why your face like that?!? :S


Step 1: Open up the box to expose the cake


Step 2: Cut the cake. (Eh? I thought birthday boy supposed to cut?? LOL mother, mother. . .)


Happiest funeral for a friend

End of captured moments.

THANK YOU, MEN AND WOMEN

Just call the no. (9769 3428) and talk poppycock :D $100/hour

Friday - Met up with F5 after school for an early birthday celebration cum visiting. Hiding behind the letterbox was definitely the highlight of the night :D Hahahaha i shan't elaborate because it was retarded :S

Saturday - Open house. Completely spent after serving the guests and carrying 10 kg of ice home from the petrol station -_- So stuffy, so overcrowded, and yet i'm running around the house like a plucked chicken?!? Some unknown punks turned up, mother thought they were my friends? i swear they never existed in my life before. Want free food and money only siaaaa. . .

Today - My 17th birthday. Nothing grand, just a simple celebration at home with my family ❤ Cake, candles, birthday song, gifts, atmosphere, niece with no boobs pretending it's her birthday. . .what more can i ask for? And i suspect my maid's getting insane :O This afternoon i caught her having a full conversation with herself in her room

Tomorrow - School for you~ School for me~

So anywayzzzxzz. . .

I strongly believe this unglam photo of me above which was taken on enrollment will be epic one fine day. 3 cute people --- Wenmin, Jonathan and Naemah, sent mmses of the above photo along with their birthday wishes (funny eh). THANK YOU!!!! Next time use my photo as your wallpaper in your cellphones, desktops, and rooms and paste on your foreheads also. Maybe if i submit this photo for Channel U's Hey Gorgeous, i might just own the whole competition :D

^_^ \/ homies

Some old pictures taken on 24 september~~~



I shall not type anything much because my head's pounding since like a century ago. To end this post abruptly, i would like to announce to the whole world that my science faci is a fucken hussy who loves giving me Fs which is completely unreasobale D:<

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEN MIN,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONATHAN,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARREN,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAOPENG !

Okokokokok i'm soooo tired and i have no idea why. Hari raya's coming and i ain't looking forward to it. My baju kurung is PURPLE OMG and i don't like PURPLE -___-

My whole body's aching and i have no idea why. :S
I suspect it must be going out for 2 consecutive days till midnight
So friday i didn't head to class and went around town with Darren. We were joined by Melvin and Cheebs
Yesterday was gift hunting with Silah
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I MISS YOU, TERRY !
DDD:

Updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I hate semester 2. No not because of classmates, but because of the most boring facilitatorszzz lifez has to offerzzxzxz. I mean like, seriously man. Yea i truly deserved the D for calling my faci a 'pain in the ass' in my journal but i'm just being honest saying. The best faci for semester 2 definitely has got to be my computing and mathematical skills one. :D She's so rad. She reminds me of Ugly Betty. Awesome woman. Bravo!

Speaking of pain in the ass, seems like i'm getting more and MORE pain in my ass -___- "Secret" is like NEXT WEEK HELLLLO and you people are being sosososooo stubborn and fickle. Whatever eh. This has been going on for wayyy too long and my mind's too tired to give a damn so i shan't retaliate

Just to blow my mind off:
#1 BEING SHY IS NOT AN EXCUSE.
#2 Why is it sooo hard to get a prompt ans?
#3 Aaaaand you said you're gonna go, and suddenly you're backing out at the last moment

NO I WILL NOT TOLERATE ALL THESE POPPYCOCK ANY LONGER >:[

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My rm's being invaded by ants. They are like little moving buttons for me to press on :S I'm a murderer so arrest mee~

I've been having hunger pangs in my stomach for days in school. -___- Putting food infront of me ain't helping, Darren, assss. Too lazy to recap on what happened for the past week so here are just some of the pics taken:


Presenting................ your Mr SAS 2008 in campus :D


Why are we giggling? :D Hehehee American Pie 2


Durrah (lol) and me :D


Hahahaha our eyes couldn't open thanks to camera flash


Frog mating season wth :S


Sasa, i know you watch lesbian porn so don't try to pose as a dead corpse on Neebah to avoid reality pls


San Jose Gabriel Ian Coloma :D

Hahahahahaha Wenmin crap sia. Imagine presenting someone with porn on his birthday :S Aaaand Sasa, being close friends are NOT signs of affection ZZZZ. AND LASTLY, I MISS OUR abominableADORABLE SNOWMAN

Some people are just being toooo ridiculous please. You should be happy that you're asked to celebrate with us. Or at least for the sake of a friend. I do not accept silly reasons.